(Can you believe no one owned diapermountain.com yet?)

One of the benefits of a geriatric pregnancy (Heidi loves that term) is that so many of our friends have had kids before us already that we're pretty much completely covered by their hand-me-downs. And twin stuff is so big and ungainly they're often like ''please, save us from this double-wide monstrosity that takes up our entire entryway!'' So if you're getting rid of stuff, let us know! (Especially books!) And Heidi loves greeting cards. But beyond that, I mean, unless you have a pair of used Snoos up your sleeve or something, we'll always need more Costco diapers and baby wipes, if you insist :) But really we just want you to come have some Earl Grey with us and enjoy a relentlessly two-themed baby party before we're stuck at home changing all those diapers for the next 18 years.

Thank you!